Advice to football fanatics I will encounter for the rest of my life.

I get it. I'm a big enough guy to be playing football for your favorite team, especially when they're not doing so well. While you're wishing that I fulfill the fantasy that others have been in my ear about ad nauseum since high school, I'll be in the booth, either programming, or directing the event(s) to which your team can win or lose in HD without me. That's how I choose to make "your squad" look good.